InsPURRation

Some poems or limericks for you to finish:

Don't you dare think you can't do it!

Cow Beer's great for breakfast

And for dinner - some small fry

And whatever is the forecast

…….
…….
…….

White Oscar

Alas, my owner sleeps at night

And snores like ocean waves would roar

And I have tried to fix him right

But…..

Humans are absurd and funny

Clumsy in an awkward way

Fat and silly like a bunny

With a little fur that's grey

No tails to keep their balance

No claws to clutch a prey

No courage, lots of salience

And …….

And now a few questions to check how far or close your speed of thinking and reaction is to that of Cats:

1. What is Cow Beer in Cat language?
a) a sort of butt beer
b) fuzzy drink
c) milk
d) beats me

2. What is meant by "human salience"
a) academic achievements
b) beats me
c) fat tummy and other parts of the body
d) jewelry and other trinkets

3) The original lyrics of the song starting with Alas, my… are attributed to
a) Beats me
b) Percy French
c) King Henry VIII
d) Author of this site

Search for the keys to the questions on the other pages of this site.

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